So maybe you’re not the biggest sportsball fan in the world. Perhaps the thrill of watching teamguy make a championship is lost on you. Look, it’s OK. You can still have fun at the party you will inevitably be invited to because while everyone else is yelling at the TV you can eat all the food! I’ve gathered up some of my favorite snack recipes to but together the Super Bowl of Vegan Snacks just for you, sport-o!

PS Do you love all those cool suggestions your local news station has for things women can do to enjoy the Super Bowl? You know, stuff like dress up like a cheerleader or get a team spirit manicure! Well then, don’t miss my Pinterest board that’s full of more awesome, totally not sexist at all suggestions!

Vegan Game Day Dip – In my opinion, spinach dip is the best part of every holiday and sporting event. So get out the veggie sticks and go team!

Casey’s Notorious Vegan Sweet Potato Chili – Top it with tortilla chips and your favorite vegan shredded cheese for a snack worthy of the Super Bowl championship belt or whatever they’re playing for!

Seitan Buffalo Wings – It ain’t a party until someone’s got sauce all over their face! They these savory wings and praise be to seitan!

Bacon-Wrapped Scallops – Oh, you fancy huh? Everyone knows that bacon-wrapped-anything = instant Super Bowl snack, so why should vegans be left out?

Curried Tofu Dip – This one comes from one of my favorite artists, Betty Turbo!

Mac & Yeast – No one will know it’s vegan… at least not until they go pee, and then it will be too late! Ahhhh ha ha ha ha!

Taffy Apple Salad – What’s a sports-themed get together without a big bowl of candy-laced “salad”? Stupid, that’s what!