Today my agent Sally contacted me about brainstorming some subtitles for my cookbook, Bake and Destroy. I had a few ideas, but opened it up to some of my creative asshole friends. Please note that these are not possible covers for my book, these are actually other people’s covers that I hijacked and poorly Photoshopped without their permission. Sorry, other people.

First, let’s look at a couple of my ideas:

Not bad, right? OK, now let’s look at some suggestions from my friends:

…and my personal favorite:

Thanks to all of my friends for their help. If you have any good suggestions please leave them in the comments secion!