The donuts all drain
Greasy and sweet
Custard and jelly inside
And the glaze drains down like sugar rain
We’ll bake tonight

I want your scones
I need your scones
I want your scones
I need your scones

Cinnabon, doughy feel
Gooey hot inside and out, ’cause
Gotta eat it at the mall
Gotta eat it at the mall, ’cause

I want your scones
I need your scones
I want your scones
I need your scones

Stand in line at Mrs. Fields and
Eat ‘em at the mall
Stand in line at Mrs. Fields and
Eat ‘em at the mall

I want your scones
I need your scones
I want your scones
I need your scones
I want your scones
I need your scones
I want your scones
I need your scones

(This is not as funny as C.R.E.A.M. but if you listen to the song, it actually kind of sounds like Danzig is saying he wants your scone, as opposed to Wu Tang, who were certainly not talking about cake.)