C.R.E.A.M. (Cake Rules Everything Around Me)

by | Oct 28, 2008 | BLOG, Off Topic | 12 comments

I grew up on the sweet side, the chubby cheek side
Candy insides, ain’t no lie.
At ice cream shops, with moms and pops
Banana splits with cherries on tops.

Hungry youth, rockin a sweet tooth
Only times I’m full’s when I’m asleep- truth!
I’m all over the snacks like icin’ on a sweet bun
First I eat this one, then I eat that one.

It was a dream for a teen who was a sugar fiend
Started snorting Pixie Stix at sixteen
Never talking to no fellows, busy eating marshmallows
Getting sick off licorice sticks.

No question I would quake for a chocolate milk shake
What I want, I will take
No question I’m no rookie when it comes to eating cookies
Steering clear of veggies like yo dad steers clear of bookies

My life never changed, I’m doing much the same
Sneaking bits of frosting like I’m insane.

Figured out I why I chose this route
Life’s too short not to dine out

Making cupcakes, I call’s em C’s
Rollin in buttercream, flossing like G’s
Yo- bakers respect me, my dentist detests me
Ch-chick-POW! I gotta go eat now.

Cake Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M.
Get the sugar
Choco- choco milk y’all

This is what happens when Tony goes to Dawn of the Dead with his friend and I’m at home with Teno on a bad TV night.

12 Comments

  1. melisser
    melisser on October 28, 2008 at 4:08 am

    This is amazing. Seriously. AMAZING.

  2. Just Desserts
    Just Desserts on October 28, 2008 at 4:42 am

    Haha!!! I’m not gonna lie, Wu Tang is on the ipod. This is great.

  4. porcalina
    porcalina on October 28, 2008 at 5:26 am

    A-MAZING

  5. sweetcuppincakesbakery
    sweetcuppincakesbakery on October 28, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Add music and record! It would be an instant hit.

  6. jenn voorhees
    jenn voorhees on October 28, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    perfect.

  7. nicole
    nicole on October 29, 2008 at 2:13 am

    wow. all that’s left to say is an echo of what’s already been said. amazing!

  8. Sarah
    Sarah on October 29, 2008 at 3:42 am

    That was amazing. It was like you wrote about my life… 😛 Awesome stuff

  9. cakespy
    cakespy on October 29, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    OMG. Please make this into a sampler or plaque or something. I’d totally buy it.

  10. nzcupcakequeen
    nzcupcakequeen on October 30, 2008 at 9:10 am

    my god, that is epic! Fo realz!

    now we’ve just gotta figure out the cupcake equivalent of tipping a 40 for our homies!

  11. Mox.
    Mox. on November 4, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Crazy woman. You getting out to vote for your man today? Or are you one of the lucky ones that voted early?

  12. nitemarespawn
    nitemarespawn on November 19, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Aw i wish I wasn’t so late commenting this but it made me laugh so much bc thats been my ringtone for the past 6 months and i wish there was a way for me to have this as my ringtone 🙂 so cute and funny

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