CAKES & PIES

 

El Kabong Whoopie Pies

El Kabong Whoopie Pies

One of the most popular recipes in my book so far has been my Honky Tonk French Toast. I used the combo of peanut butter and banana typically named for a certain swivel-hipped singer and gave it the ass-kicking capabilities of the Elvis-impersonating pro-wrestler you...

Vegan Fruit Punch Winkies

Vegan Fruit Punch Winkies

There was an awesome vegan bakery in Ohio called Bombshell Bake Shop. They made some of the best cookies I’ve ever had, but my favorite of all their creations is the Fruit Punch Vinkie, a fruity, vegan version of a certain oblong snack cake you all know and love. In...

Redrum Velvet Cupcakes

It's January 20th, do you know where your New Year's resolutions are? In honor of the Overlook Hotel’s perpetual haunted New Year’s party in The Shining, I’ve put together an alcohol-fused sugar bomb that’s sure to cure even the most murderous case of cabin fever. A...

Cowboy Cupcakes for Cool Kids

I'll try not to get weepy when I tell you that I've baked for my friend Hillary's son Bishop every year on his birthday since his very first party. Aside from baking all of Teno's birthday cakes from scratch, it's one of my rare little claims to mommy fame. My baking...

Black No. 1 Brownies

Black No. 1 Brownies

It was 1993, I was in 7th grade and an avid Headbangers Ball viewer. My friends and I would each make three-way calls to each other until we basically had a party line going - then we'd tune in and chat in between Morbid Angel and Deicide videos. We'd bitch when "our...